If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
More maintenance requests.
“pies are leaking in the room just outside our break room, please check”
“The kitchen sink is stuck”
“Please help me turn off the heater! It’s so hot!”
“sinks garbage disposel smells funny and sounds weird”
Looking through the UCSB housing maintenance work requests is one of the best things I have ever done.
“There are a lot of ants circling my office. I am feeling like they are going to eat me alive. Can we get the man to spray for us?”
“The door slams shut quickly.”
“When I came to my room yesterday, I found out that my bedroom’s lamb is not working. I want it to be fixed.”
“So many aunts in my bedroom. Can I get something to keep them away?”