Listening to my old iPod from junior high…
I had superb, albeit angsty, taste.
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
guys who yell “run, forrest, run” at every kid whos running somewhere are the ultimate form of comedians and have no competition
Dear Costco, Albertsons, Fresh & Easy, Starbucks, Petco, OfficeMax, Torrid, and Teavana,